Status.I.am
August 2010
- I was thinking of canceling my Globe and Mail subscription, but I need the elastic bands.
- will be out of town for the next two weeks!! Please do not steal my stuff.
- feeling like I'm living an Air Supply song..
- a follower nor a lender be? What does that mean?
- Can someone please have sex with Tiger Woods......he can't even play the game anymore.....I almost feel sorry for him...
- it's funny that at Costco the condoms are right next to the Imodium...
- I know the world isn't fair, but why can't it ever be unfair in my favour?
- Shoes. How many is too many?!
- I dont have cable. Havent had it in 5 years.
- Now what!?
July 2010
- So, I guess Miracle Grow works on weeds too..
- Next time I'm picking door number three.
- Spain.
- I know somewhere in the bible it says you can slap stupid people.
- Hey bus driver! You missed me, you missed me!
- Where's Nemo, BP?
- Caffeine makes me do stupid things faster and with more enthusiasm!
- is thinking outside the circle.
- glad to be non-essential
- is now friends with YOUR MAMMA!
- Crazy? ya, crazy like a Celtic..
- Meh..
- Can someone carry me to my car? I wore sandals to work today thinking the sun would stick around. Bad call on my part.
- I'm going to go to walmart and Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here!"
- has to move seats and sit infront of the teacher for the rest of the class
- Looooooooserongo!!!
- 'nucks :(
- lost control on an iffy curve
- funny: Mission Impossible is on TV at the same time as Montreal vs. Washington game 7
- is Bieberific!
- is being an @hole.
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